Two Youts Tryin' A Ting

Blog and podcasts to help men get lizards

2018 Summer Splash Sex Special – How to Unlock the Nots and Tie the Knot!

Does the Royal Interracial Royal Marriage mean things are changing in relations to sex and race in 2018?

2018 Black Panther Movie – An Honest Review By An African In America

There are some groups who don’t understand the big celebration over the film and the dressing up. Why make such a big noise about something based on fantasy, they say. Why dress up over something fictional?

Why I left Europe and moved to America

Creature comforts are greater in North America. Your money goes further. Canada is more expensive than America but there are a lot of services one can enjoy there, at a nominal cost. It gets even better in the United States, they have prices for services that boggle my mind.

There is Nothing Racist About Having a Sexual Racial Preference!

I was triggered to write this by the event that happened recently to Ginuwine the singer in good old ye England. I remember talking to a young white guy at work. We had some downtime and the discussion went over towards lizards. As you lot know, if you have been following our pods and reading any of the posts, my preference is towards black lizards.

Why do Indian Girls usually date their own Indian Men?

Dating is a means of finding out about oneself and how one relates to others. Each date is supposed to bring one closer towards finding their life partner. If Indian lizards are going to marry an Indian man then why bother dating any other race?

The Type of Black Women That Like Moma

If I were to tally up my results in terms of the black lizard lays that I’ve had, it’s strongly in the Jamaican favour.

How to Build and Maintain a Harem of Women

You can have a harem but it can’t be obvious. The lizards have too much leverage for it to work in the favour of the man. They can vandalise property, feign outrage and they have such things known as a crime of passion for which authorities have a soft spot towards. To counter this, you have to be vague, cover your back and be unpredictable in your movements.

Kevin Hart gets exploited in the marriage game

Kevin Hart was just busted for cheating on his new wife who is pregnant with their first child together (Kevin has two from a previous marriage).  At the peak of the game as he is, one wonders why cash in so soon when it seems he has the table beat.

Female Teachers continue to risk everything for taboo sex with minor teens

In the news over the last few years, I have noticed an increase in the amount of female teachers sleeping with young boys in high school.

British Bleached Blonde Blasts Big Black Biafrans Bearing Bloated Batons

The BA stewardess was just letting the world know how good the BBC is.

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