Two Youts Tryin' A Ting

Blog and podcasts to help men get lizards

Month: December 2017

The Type of Black Women That Like Moma

If I were to tally up my results in terms of the black lizard lays that I’ve had, it’s strongly in the Jamaican favour.

How to Build and Maintain a Harem of Women

You can have a harem but it can’t be obvious. The lizards have too much leverage for it to work in the favour of the man. They can vandalise property, feign outrage and they have such things known as a crime of passion for which authorities have a soft spot towards. To counter this, you have to be vague, cover your back and be unpredictable in your movements.

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