Two Youts Tryin' A Ting

Blog and podcasts to help men get lizards

Why I left Europe and moved to America

Creature comforts are greater in North America. Your money goes further. Canada is more expensive than America but there are a lot of services one can enjoy there, at a nominal cost. It gets even better in the United States, they have prices for services that boggle my mind.

There is Nothing Racist About Having a Sexual Racial Preference!

I was triggered to write this by the event that happened recently to Ginuwine the singer in good old ye England. I remember talking to a young white guy at work. We had some downtime and the discussion went over towards lizards. As you lot know, if you have been following our pods and reading any of the posts, my preference is towards black lizards.

How to Build and Maintain a Harem of Women

You can have a harem but it can’t be obvious. The lizards have too much leverage for it to work in the favour of the man. They can vandalise property, feign outrage and they have such things known as a crime of passion for which authorities have a soft spot towards. To counter this, you have to be vague, cover your back and be unpredictable in your movements.

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