What if Adam deliberately strategized this cookies and cream moment with his wife Lena the Plug?
You can have a harem but it can’t be obvious. The lizards have too much leverage for it to work in the favour of the man. They can vandalise property, feign outrage and they have such things known as a crime of passion for which authorities have a soft spot towards. To counter this, you have to be vague, cover your back and be unpredictable in your movements.